Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Video Game Poisoning

If you use a generator to power your X-box after a hurricane, you might get sick. And you might cause Al Gore to have angina.

So use a long extension cord.

Money quote: “We usually have patients arriving in the emergency department with carbon monoxide poisoning because they tried to keep food fresh, run a fan or home air conditioner, but not power electronic gadgets,” Dr. Caroline Fife, a UT associate professor of medicine, said in a news release.

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Memorial Day

Thanks to those who gave all to protect our freedoms.

More from Cox and Forkum

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Tool Time

A doctor in rural Australia used a handyman's power drill to bore a hole into the skull of a boy with a severe head injury, saving his life.

Nicholas Rossi fell off his bike on Friday in the small Victoria state city of Maryborough, hitting his head on the pavement, his father, Michael, said Wednesday. By the time Rossi got to the hospital, he was slipping in and out of consciousness.

The doctor on duty, Rob Carson, quickly recognized the boy was experiencing potentially fatal bleeding on the brain and knew he had only minutes to make a hole in the boy's skull to relieve the pressure.

But the small hospital was not equipped with neurological drills — so Carson sent for a household drill from the maintenance room.

Carson called a neurosurgeon in the state capital of Melbourne for help, who talked Carson through the procedure — which he had never before attempted — by telling him where to aim the drill and how deep to go.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

What is an ER?

ERP and I had a discussion yesterday that raised some interesting questions which I believe warrant further consideration. His post was about the frustration with the unpaid mandate of EMTALA and the related lawsuit by some California physicians seeking increased reimbursement for their treatment of Medicaid patients.

He complained that since ER docs are legally required to see these patients, it isn't fair that we aren't reimbursed adequately for our services. I reminded him that a new model of emergency medicine is emerging, the freestanding ERs, some of which do not accept Medicare or Medicaid and therefore are not legally required to follow EMTALA. His position is that such facilities are not really ERs at all, that it is our duty as emergency physicians to see every patient that presents for care whether they have the inclination or ability to pay us or not, and if we do not treat all comers then we are not practicing Emergency Medicine.

Perhaps he is right, but one could make the same moral argument for all physicians regardless of specialty. Shouldn't all physicians have the quality of beneficence? Yet only emergency physicians and those specialists taking ER call for a Medicare-participating facility are legally required to provide unreimbursed care. When we try to define the essence of the practice of Emergency Medicine, are we talking about the legal requirement or a moral requirement?

The legal requirement is undefined. A facility may provide emergency medical services without being open 24 hours a day or 7 days a week. There is no legal requirement that an ER must be physically attached to a hospital, affiliated with a hospital, certified by JCAHO, or even staffed by trained or experienced emergency physicians. Board certification is certainly not required, whether in EM or by any other specialty. And, perhaps most importantly, there is no legal requirement (yet) that any ER, physician, or medical facility accept Medicare or Medicaid.

Some rural ERs are reportedly staffed by a single unsupervised physician assistant, according to one of my commenters. Others are not supported by adequate hospital facilities to manage complex injuries or illnesses, so the sickest or most injured patients must be transferred elsewhere. Most hospital-based ERs without comprehensive specialty backup must at least occasionally transfer neurosurgical injuries, ophthalmic injuries, penetrating trauma, pediatric cases, or a variety of other conditions based upon the expertise of their medical staff or the whims of their call schedule. Others must transfer patients when there are no available inpatient beds. Is such a facility more of a "real ER" than a for-profit freestanding ER with similar staff, more sophisticated equipment, and superior specialty backup? Of course not.

What of the case of the University of Chicago ER, who technically followed EMTALA when they medically screened, stabilized, and discharged the boy whose lip was bitten off by a pit bull? They certainly met the legal definition of an ER that night. In some cases, EMTALA causes us to provide worse care than if that law didn't exist. When an ER whose hospital has no trauma surgeon on staff receives a walk-in patient with a gun shot wound, they often waste precious time "stabilizing" the patient and trying to find an appropriate accepting hospital when the patient might be better served by simply calling 911 from the lobby and sending him immediately to the nearest trauma center. When a patient who has been sexually assaulted presents to an emergency facility without the properly trained staff to collect forensic evidence, she doesn't need to wait 2 hours for a receiving hospital to send the transfer paperwork, she needs to be directed to the proper facility without causing her any more discomfort and delay than necessary.

Following natural disasters, I've worked in emergency departments (yes, pleural) without power, using a headlight to find my way down the hallway. We had no X-ray or laboratory facilities whatsoever, so for those weekends we were essentially practicing 19th century emergency medicine. And yet we were still an ER, both by my definition and ERP's, because we turned no patient away. All you really need in an ER is a good doctor, a good nurse, some basic equipment, and good sense. Increased assets make some ERs more capable than others, but the underlying job is still the same: diagnose, stabilize, and make a proper disposition.

I don't think that emergency physicians should be held to a higher moral standard than physicians of any other specialty, and I believe that all physicians who choose not to work for the government should have the right to refuse to treat any patient. Of course we can and will continue to provide charity care, but we will do so because we are compassionate physicians, not because the practice of Emergency Medicine specifically requires it of us. By refusing government subsidies and freeing ourselves from the requirements of EMTALA, we will be empowered to control the frequency and volume of our charity like other citizens.

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Quote of the Year (So Far)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Comedy of Errors

Administrators require emergency nurses to document a lot of crap that has nothing to do with the patient's actual emergency condition. We have domestic violence screening questions, tuberculosis screening questions, immunization status queries, and so on and so on. These add a significant amount of time and effort to the triage process. Fortunately, we now use electronic medical records which have little checkboxes for those questions in order to speed up the process.

I'm not certain, but I suspect these boxes must be checked or else the triage note cannot be completed. The combination of these two faulty systems sometimes results in unintentional comedy:

1) 6 month old with fever and cough. Denies suicidal ideation. (He is crying a lot though. Maybe he's depressed)

2) 55 year old with CPR in progress. Denies flu-like symptoms. (Stop compressions! Have you been coughing? Any fever? Hello!?!)

3) 35 year old assaulted by spouse, facial contusions, lip laceration. Admits to being threatened by others. (Bet the nurse felt silly asking that one)

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A Lesson for the LA Lakers

I see you've been struggling at the free throw line lately, and I thought you could use a little help from Coach Kige. Please watch this video carefully, and good luck tonight.



And for our National League opponents, here's a baseball lesson from the coach.

via the Z Report

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day

Mom, when I think of you, I think of your wisdom, kindness, temperance, and patience and wish I had more of those qualities. Although we don't see each other much anymore, I think of you often. As I get older and try to raise my own children as you raised me, I appreciate you more every year. And as your grandchildren enter their teenage years, I pray that they don't give me as much grief as I gave you, but if they do, I pray that I am able to be as strong and supportive as you were (and still are). Thank you for always being there for me.

Love,

Your son

And Happy Mother's Day to all the other mothers reading this too.

Friday, May 08, 2009

How Would You Respond?

You are suturing the wound of an elderly demented woman who, while discussing the long wait to be seen, correctly states that "There sure were a lot of blacks in the waiting room." Her family is horrified and embarrassed.

You:

1) Inform the patient that it's not politically correct to make any comments whatsoever about people of another race, even if accurate.

2) Cite the study you read in the Annals about the relative overutilization of Emergency Departments by African-Americans.

3) Reply "Yes, we're pretty busy tonight" as you sew faster.

4) Say "Wow, the Aricept must be working!"

5) Tell an off-color joke.

6) _________________

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Quote of the Day


"I too eat flour. I find that Martha White self-rising flour is the best. I just can't stay away from it. I just love the stuff!

If flour was crack I would be hurtin' bad!! I am glad to read that I am NOT alone. I felt like I was carrying around a dirty little secret.


So all of you flour-eating people, lets raise our flour filled bowls and spoons and eat like we just don't care!!! Party over here!!!"

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