LOL !! LOL I would think that the Doc in this poopy situation would be the one that would end up needing Emergency care !!! either he would faint, or puke or even quit his or her job!!! medical term, intestinal blockage !..... regular term ,,,,, that's some nasty "S"...!!!!! LMAO ROFL /oh scalpel,,,,, I do feel for ya !!! your fan, Stacy...........
This is simple for Doc, order docusate for half day then have nursing staff follow up with serial enemas until all better. And if there's no bowel sound it's a surgical issue. Voila, poop begone. (Ok, maybe I'm over simplifying) I would be much more intolerant of, say, a homeless patient presenting with tachycardia and fever (likely DTs) in much need of a shower and periodontal care. But nevertheless the euphemism is transparent.
I once had a fresh intern sit at the nursing station and tell us nurses that we should have gone to school a few more years like he did and we wouldn't have to deal with poop.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
The library patrons just glared at me for laughing out loud.
awesome.
Boy ain't that the truth!
LOL !! LOL I would think that the Doc in this poopy situation would be the one that would end up needing Emergency care !!! either he would faint, or puke or even quit his or her job!!! medical term, intestinal blockage !..... regular term ,,,,, that's some nasty "S"...!!!!! LMAO ROFL /oh scalpel,,,,, I do feel for ya !!! your fan, Stacy...........
This is simple for Doc, order docusate for half day then have nursing staff follow up with serial enemas until all better. And if there's no bowel sound it's a surgical issue. Voila, poop begone. (Ok, maybe I'm over simplifying) I would be much more intolerant of, say, a homeless patient presenting with tachycardia and fever (likely DTs) in much need of a shower and periodontal care. But nevertheless the euphemism is transparent.
LOL. Funny comic, and there's more on the actual blog. Nice stuff.
GOPer, i think you're over thinking the comic. Just enjoy the poop joke.
Funny because it's true...and happens to be exactly hour I spent my dinner hour yesterday...
ED work is so glamorous, n'est pas?
Amazing we've never had a chance to see Clooney or Laurie with their hands in someones rectum...
Too funny..
I once had a fresh intern sit at the nursing station and tell us nurses that we should have gone to school a few more years like he did and we wouldn't have to deal with poop.
I laughed...
because I know the truth.
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