Fireworks Fun
posted by scalpel at 11:47 PM
Saturday, July 05, 2008
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11 Comments:
I made my little brother watch that when he was 14 or so as a cautionary tale.
High-larious!
"Pull your sack up!"
ROFLMAO
Let's see . . .
Fireworks?
Check.
Open flame?
Check.
Alcohol?
Check.
Lots and lots of tissue exposed to all of the previously listed ingredients?
Check.
Yeah - this will be just great.
Was that smoke coming out of his mouth/ears/nose???
If there was ever a more apropos time for Bag Balm...
...and ever since then, he's been 'the champ'.
;)
Dr, Dr I've this strange burning sensation when I go to the toilet!
The Stupidity! It Burns!
Hey, let's see if we can get him to sit on a red hot frying pan. How about sticking his arm in a wood chipper.
If only we taught science a little bit better. Newton has laws that apply here. Placing your tender bits in front of a flaming rocket, even if just a small one, is something that should be seen as a bad idea by even the dumbest among us. Another example of stupidity not having limits.
This stupid kid deserved everything he got.
Oh. Dear. G-d.
tastes like chicken!!! when cooked !! roflmao
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