Quotes of the Day

You can tell what sort of interview it's going to be when the first thing your patient asks is:

"Do you give B-12 shots?"

The highlights were that she claimed to be a professional roller skater, she discussed at length (and demonstrated) how she learned to pick her nose without making it bleed, and I noticed that she was wearing unmatched tennis shoes.


And from the news:

"It happened so fast," mother Rebecca Johnson told the newspaper. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg."

Mason Matthew Parkinson, who weighed in at 5-pounds, 15-ounces, was delivered into his mother’s sweatpants, according to The Daily Courier.